You Know Who You Should Sit?

Darren McFadden (RB — OAK) Pop. That’s the sound Rashard Mendenhall's collarbone made when it met Ray Lewis. Honestly, it never had a chance. Sure, the Big Ten had physical players, but none with the superhuman qualities of Lewis, a player so freakishly talented that he was able to kill a man without having to go to prison. Up next for Lewis is Darren McFadden, who after a dominating college career has had trouble running against NFL defenses. Think Ray Ray can’t smell the blood in the water? He's already got one rookie's body part above his fireplace and he's looking for another. It doesn't help that McFadden might've reinjured his toe while getting a rub and tug after practice this week. If he’d only asked, I could've sent him to my girl Hee-sook — she would’ve been a little more careful.

You Know Who Else You Should Sit?

Matt Ryan (QB — ATL) Give Jim Johnson two weeks to prepare for a rookie QB and he’ll get results. Poor Matty Ice won’t stand a chance.

Dominic Rhodes (RB — IND) Last week was a nice honeymoon for Rhodes, but the tides will turn this week against the Titans. Dominic, meet Mr. Haynesworth.

Mike Turner (RB — ATL) Obviously, I'm down on the Falcons this week. Turner's lone road triumph came at GB, not exactly the Steel Curtain.

Calvin Johnson (WR — DET) Two long bombs distorted Johnson's numbers from last week against Houston. This week Johnson goes up against a more formidable Redskins secondary. Sorry Megatron, but Shia Lebeouf wins today.

Bobby Engram (WR — SEA) Bobby is just looking for someone to play with. He wants someone to throw him the ball and he's about to complain to the Principal.