You’ve spent weeks preparing for your draft. You’ve studied cheat sheets, scanned the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette looking for local coverage, and even placed a few late night calls to Dr. James Andrews to check up on Ronnie Brown’s knee. You’ve drafted RBs in rounds one and two and taken the best available WR in round three. Your TE catches balls from Tony Romo. But just when you’re feeling good about yourself, just when you think this might be the year you win the trophy, you take a look down your draft sheet and you notice one thing:
Rex Grossman is your quarterback. Your season’s over. He’s not even starting anymore!
So what do you do? Check the waiver wire compulsively, hoping to capitalize on someone else’s poor roster decision? Camp out near Matthew Berry’s house and wait for him to give you a tip just so you’ll get off his lawn?
Well, you could…or you could come here and commiserate with us. Who are we? Just ten guys competing in a two-QB league, trying to compensate for the considerable shortcomings in our lives by winning a fantasy championship.
You’ll find some insight here, sure, but mostly you’ll find us bitching about Donovan McNabb’s health, Willie Parker’s inability to cross the goal line, or Mike Shanahan’s inability to just play one goddamned RB. We’ll gloat when we win and laugh when someone else’s QB goes down. Basically, we’ll be just like you.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
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