Rox Hoover

Rox is the beloved daughter of Roc Hoover, famous Springfield detective and author of the best seller “Repeat Offender.” Indecisive as parents, Mr. and Mrs. Hoover held off on naming their daughter, referring to her only as “Baby”. That all changed with a fortuitous family vacation to Sweden in 1984 and a runaway stroller that was bravely shielded from oncoming traffic by an aspiring pop duo. From that day forward Baby Hoover was known as Roxette. Though a buxom blonde with girly tendencies, it was inevitable that Rox would wind up taking an “if you can’t join em, beat em” attitude towards sports due to a crew of beer guzzling guy friends. A mercenary without overwhelming loyalty to any team, Fantasy became Rox’s main game. Commish for the second year of her chicks-only Powder Puff Fantasy Football League, this year she's also looking forward to making a little sense among these clown shoes at RexGrossmanIsOurQuarterback.com. Her two goals for the 2008 Fantasy Season are: 1) Not have some chick in the league leave Randy Moss stranded on the bench for 5 games and 2) To find Matthew Berry and kick him in the shins. There ain’t no messin’ with the Hoov.