Sunday, August 10, 2008

Marble Ryan

Owner: Marble Ryan
Team: Wo Ai Bejing

It’s quite simple: Marble Ryan is a Fantasy Football visionary, the pre-eminent mind of his generation. Mistakes at critical junctures during each of the last two seasons, brought about largely by excessive consumption of fatty foods and sleep deprivation, have led to consecutive first-round playoff exits. However, in pure football theory Marble is unmatched, and it is only a matter of time until Man and Trophy are finally brought together by the destiny that binds them. Marble’s day job as a grocery store manager holds no bearing on his life, and his personal relationships are of little consequence. His mind is focused on one thing and one thing only: dominating the 9 numb-nuts that stand between him and the pot of gold at the end of the 2008 Fantasy Football season.