RGIOQB Celebrates Its 100th Post with a Festival of Lists!

In lieu of an actual column, here’s a set of refreshing lists for your fantasy-viewing pleasure:

Biggest threat to fantasy teams everywhere:
1. Mike Shanahan (still)
2. Yahoo’s mobile fantasy football page
3. The cesspool that is the Browns locker room

Running backs most likely to be out of the league in 2009:
1. Andre Hall
2. Edgerrin James
3. Andre Hall (he’s awful!)

Guys who will perform for you all season but will disappear on you in the playoffs:
1. Matt Forte
2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Andre Johnson

Guys who have underperformed all season but will turn it on toward the end of the season:
1. Steven Jackson
2. Matt Cassel
3. Ryan Grant

Players to whom Paul Silas would likely say, “I’ll see you next Tuesday”:
1. Joseph Addai
2. Lawrence Maroney
3. “Fast” Willie Parker

Guys who are decent but you just want to cut because they’re so effing boring:
1. Thomas Jones
2. Laveranues Coles
3. Hines Ward

If you started any of these players at any point, you’re probably 1-6:
1. Dan Orlovsky
2. Ray Rice
3. Robert Meachem

Most enjoyable storylines of the 2008 fantasy season:
1. The Wildcat offense (Can’t wait for this to make it into Madden)
2. The Colts: A Team in Disarray
3. Marble Ryan’s insistence on turning over his entire roster

Players who for some reason I just can’t stand:
1. JT O’Sullivan
2. Marvin Harrison
3. John Kasay