That Was Really One for the Ages, Jake Delhomme

First, I take a lot of shit for starting you on the bye last week.

Now, Jake Delhomme, this.

I’ve seen a lot of crappy QB performances in my day, Jake Delhomme — I once lost because of Rex Grossman’s now infamous -7 point performance in the “crown their asses!” game against the Cardinals a few years ago — but this one is right up there.

7-for-27, 72 yards, 1 TD and 4 INTs? I mean, how does that even happen? Did you have another Tommy John surgery at halftime?

Thing is, I can’t even say that you’re the reason I lost this week. Getting 10 or 15 points from you would’ve helped, sure, but my team would still have most likely lost. Your efforts yesterday were just so colossally terrible that I take them as nothing less than a sign of disrespect. That’s why, Jake Delhomme, I think we should part ways.

I would say, “it’s not you, it’s me,” but it really is you. Four interceptions, I’m afraid, don’t cut it on my team.

So see ya around, Jake. Enjoy that waiver wire spot next to Dane Looker. Hear he’s a great guy. I’m sure you two will get along great.

Who Else Do the People Hate?

Brian Westbrook can eat a dick. This guy claims to be healthy and then he puts up that 26 rushing yard display against the Giants this week. I thought you were supposed to be your team's MVP! Go shove a steak from Pat's where the sun don't shine...wiz wit!

- Mr. T, New York, NY

Can't the Ravens figure out their RB situation? I mean really, can't then?? The last two weeks I've gotten screwed with this McGahee/Rice situation. Both week I've started the guy who was announced to start and get the most carries. Just pick one guy and end it!!!

- Larry S., Baltimore, MD