Friday, November 7, 2008

You Know Who You Should Sit?

Marc Bulger (QB — STL) There are a few things in this world that I really like: bacon, slip-on sneakers, and watching the Laker Girls warm up before a home game. What I don't like is being wrong. Last week Trent Edwards and Lee Evans screwed me for the second time this year. You're now on my shit list fellas! Thankfully, God created more than 9 weeks in a fantasy football season, so I've got a more than a few chances to make up for last week's blunder. Up there with being wrong is my dislike for Marc Bulger this week. Maybe I was a little too riled up by the way the Jets defense shut down the Bills passing attack last week, but I do know that Darrelle Revis is legit and the Jets are finally rushing the passer effectively. With Steven Jackson banged up this week, Kenneth Darby gets the nod at RB for the Rams — that won't exactly strike fear in the hearts of the Jets. They'll be focused on stopping the pass, and I expect Bulger to become very familiar with the field turf of the Meadowlands. During these tough economic times, St. Louis may ask Bulger to find some change down there to help pay for next year's first round draft pick.

You Know Who Else You Should Sit?

Joseph Addai (RB — IND) The speed at which I ran to the kitchen when smelling my mom's freshly baked brownies seems lightning fast compared to the way Addai is running right now. Plus, the Steelers D always puts the kibosh on an opponent's running game.

Ryan Grant (RB — NYG) Owner of a pathetic 3.5 yards per carry average, the former Golden Domer faces Minnesota's intimidating run defense this week. Think about how productive the Green Bay offense has been and then remember this guy has one TD all year. Ouch!

Edgerrin James (RB — AZ) This is for all the people out there who spent last weekend canoodling with their significant other {insert link} and missed last week's Cards game. The Tim Hightower era is here!!!

Hines Ward (WR — PIT) With the Indianapolis run defense looking as weak as your career max on the bench press, expect Pittsburgh to go run-heavy this weekend. The Colts secondary is healthy and won't see much action, especially if gimpy Ben suits up at QB.

Desean Jackson (WR — PHI) Philadelphia now has a healthy compliment of receivers available, giving McNabb a plethora of receiving options. Jackson only has one TD on the season and 12 catches in his last 4 games, so go with someone who's getting a few more looks.

2 comments:

Steve Stevens said...

Colts secondary is healthy with their two starting CBs out? Yes, good advice from this man...

Mr. T said...

The Colts have still only given up 2 passing TDs all year and Big Ben's arm is about to fall off. Sit Ward.