You Know Who You Should Sit?

Matt Hasselbeck (QB – SEA) How many times have you passed on taking a top-tier quarterback in the hopes of landing Hasselbeck in Round 7 or 8? And how many times has he been snatched up by the douchebag picking directly in front of you, causing you to say things like, “You know, if he can stay healthy, I think Chad Pennington will surprise some people this year.” This year, you finally got him, and now I’m telling you to send him to the pine. Why? Three of his top four WRs are out, and on top of that he’s got a sore back. Look for the ‘Hawks to play it close to the vest this week.

You Know Who You Should Also Sit?

Jamal Lewis (RB – CLE) The combination of a sore hammy and a formidable Cowboys D will have The Human Anvil longing for the days he spent wandering around the yard trying not to get shanked by Adebisi and Kenny Wangler.

Anthony Gonzalez (WR – IND) Can’t you just see the Monday headline now, “Colts WR Harrison Scores Twice in First Start Back From Injury”?

Todd Heap (TE – BAL) Joe Flacco Is His Quarterback.