You Know Who You Should Start?

Chris Johnson (RB – TEN) I’ve been touting the latest in the line of Titans RBs named Chris since the preseason. I had one look at his YouTube highlight reel (look at that acceleration!) and immediately moved him up my draft board. CJ had 127 total yards and 1 TD last week, and if he hadn’t had to leave the game due to cramps he probably would’ve delivered even more fantasy goodness. Move him past whichever veteran RB is ahead of him on your depth chart and get ready for a good season.

You Know Who You Should Also Start?

Donald Driver (WR – GB) If not for that stupid penalty, The Donald would’ve had 90 yards and TD last week. With Ryan Grant’s sore hammy and a confident Aaron Rodgers, the Pack should be throwing the ball around a lot on Sunday.

Penelope Cruz (Actress – Spain) I’ll be honest, I kind of thought she’d been drifting towards irrelevance, but she definitely brought the fire in Vicky Christina Barcelona, even showing up Scarlett Johansson, which, as we all know, is no easy task. You’re with me, Cruz.

Justin Gage (WR – TEN) Now that Uncle Rico’s out of the line up, Gage has a chance to shine against a terrible Bengals defense. It’s a good thing Cincy brought in Marvin Lewis. Can’t imagine where they’d be without him.

Anthony Fasano (TE – MIA) The Dolphins are a young team looking for a consistent performer on offense and have a QB who can’t throw the ball much further than the average Peter North money shot. I’d say this can work.