You Know Who You Should Sit?

Chris Chambers (WR - SD) Back in high school, everyone wanted a piece of Susie Palmer. Those long legs and low-cut tops…MAN was that girl fine. She was always the talk in the cafeteria. But even though she was hottest girl in school, she was still really nice and polite, leading you to think that you actually had a chance with her. One day, you finally worked up the courage to make your move. The scene from Can’t Hardly Wait starts playing in your head. If the prematurely balding Ethan Embry could score Jennifer Lovebombs, why can’t you bag Susie? So, when you run into her at a party one night, you drop your best line on her. BAM – you’re neutralized straight to the DOME. She shuts you down and you walk away emasculated; crestfallen, you spend the rest of your night at home watching Emmanuelle in Space on Cinemax.

That’s what’s going to happen to Chris Chambers when he goes up against Champ Bailey on Sunday. Sure, Chambers has had some nice games, but Champ is the best in the league and everyone knows it – and anyone who’s dumb enough to challenge him gets burned. Facing a questionable Broncos run defense, San Diego will give the rock to LT and Darren Sproles and leave a box of tissues for Chambers. That’s all he’s getting this weekend. Maybe Champ can provide some lotion.

You Know Who You Should Also Sit?

Derek Anderson (QB - CLE) The whole Cleveland offense looked out of sync last week. Pittsburgh’s defense won’t help that.

Carson Palmer (QB - CIN) Tennessee’s defense manhandled Jax last week. Palmer’s lack of preseason work with his receivers is going to hurt him for the next few weeks.

Ryan Grant (RB - GB) The candidate for this week’s Bad Hammy Award will take a seat on the bench once the Packers take a big lead.

Laurence Maroney (RB - NE) There’s no way the Jets let the Pats’ running game beat them. And if they do, get ready for Sammy Morris to steal Jabroney’s thunder.

Laveranues Coles (WR - NYJ) Cotchery is Broadway Brett’s main target. Coles probably calls Pennington every night to say how much he misses him.