You Know Who You Should Sit?

Braylon Edwards (WR - CLE) Alcohol is a wonderful thing. With all the varieties, there's a drink for every mood. No, I don't need AA, but isn't it true? It can add to the enjoyment of your NFL Sunday. It can help you temporarily forget about being laid off. And it can even make that chubby girl at the bar look a tad slimmer, especially if she's wearing black. Ah yes, Mr. T couldn't live without the sauce. But I do have to be the bearer of some bad news: no matter how many PBRs you consume during Week 14, Ken Dorsey still won’t look pretty. Braylon Edwards is in for a long rest of the season, my friends. Like Amazon River long... like Dirk Diggler long. And playing the Titans won't make it end any faster. Their pass defense is allowing the second fewest points to opposing WRs, which shouldn't bode well for Butterfingers Braylon. Thank God for alcohol because that's the only way to feel better these days about wasting your third round pick on the player Marble Ryan deemed this season’s biggest disappointment.

You Know Who Else You Should Sit?

Warrick Dunn (RB - TB) I never like these NFC South teams on the road against a divisional opponent.

Clinton Portis (RB - WAS) Portis is the league’s real "fucking soldier," fighting through injuries to take the field in recent weeks. I'm worried that Ray Lewis and the stout Baltimore run defense are going to break him in half this week. Like "shit my wife saw the lipstick on my collar" worried...

Matt Schaub (QB - HOU) It's hard to expect big things from a quarterback who hasn't been in an NFL game in over four weeks and doesn’t have the last name Romo. There's also the possibility that Schaub might get an upset stomach from Brats and Beer and tell his coach he's too hungover to play again.

Roy Williams (WR - DAL) Hell of a trade made by Jerry Jones here. It really took Roy and the Cowboys to that next level. After the Steelers neutralize Dallas' passing game, expect an outburst from TO on Monday.

Anthony Fasano (TE - BUF) Buffalo has quietly been very effective against fantasy tight ends. They like their ends a little looser up there to provide extra padding for the cold weather.